The Daring Miss Daniels

So I started a semi-paleo lifestyle not too long ago. For at least 5 days out of the week I try my best to stick to paleo approved recipes/meals. I give myself a “leeway” day where if most of my meals are healthy but not necessarily paleo it’s cool. And I give myself a full on cheat day where I get to eat all natural peanut butter, bread even eat out.

BUT!

When I started this my ONE thing I said was that I was never going to give up birthday cake. I never make cake, I never buy it. The only reason I would ever be around cake is if it was someone’s birthday.

Well!

Since this has been going on there have been THREE fucking birthdays and no goddamn cake. I’m beginning to get pissed! @bootcampchamps had her cake with her boyfried - it was homemade awesomeness with a narwhale on top. Fine…they are cute so I let it slide. @embodystyle had a birthday yesterday and I’m sure she had cake but I wasn’t there to have any. AND TODAY it was my boss’ birthday dinner for our office and THEY DIDN’T GET CAKE! They got some weird fucking stupid fruit thing.

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?!?!?!?

WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE? WHERE IS THE CHEESECAKE? THE CARAMEL? THE MOTHER FUCKING SPRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so disappointed. I’ve been worked super hard at this. I’ve been craving the hell out of everything lately and finding healthy substitutes for myself but now…I’m having a cupcake this week like you don’t even know.