October 2011
I'm sitting here mad as fuck, balling my eyes out...
Well, that was an amazing start to a stressful...
I probably only have myself to blame but that doesn’t at all mean that it doesn’t tear out my heart. This time, you’ll get exactly what you want. Only I know you’re not asking for whats in your heart so you’ll regret it eventually.
September 2011
3 tags
Watchmikelernerphotography:
How have I never posted this?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
4 tags
nazisandflowers asked: where did you get your thigh high leg warmers? i never seem to find any that fit me >.<
Having the most HILARIOUS convo with my gay right...
He just downloaded instagram, added me and the first thing that popped up was a giant picture of my tits.
Ahahahahahahaha
He deleted me pretty much instantly.
Someone just told me I look from Rose from Two and...
I don’t watch that show. I have no idea who this chick is…but they went on and on about me being Italian.
If you ask me I don’t look 1% Italian (nothing against Italians…I just don’t have that look.)
??????????
People say the strangest fucking things to me.
CURRENTLY
Drinking wine
Listening to Otis Redding (NOT Otis by JayZ and Kanye)
Packing for both this weekends out of town wedding and Florida
Baking banana muffins
Doing laundry
ohnotonymayer asked: Good luck with your foray into the world of dating. Have fun meeting some interesting people and a whole lot of weird ones! At least, that's how it seems to be working for me...
Anonymous asked: Five guys is like the best burger place. Cajun fries... Fresh burgers... I envy you.
2 tags
I want a burger today.
Which is so odd I’m not much of a red meat person. And even if I eat it I’ll never crave it.
What are the chances eating more fruit will satisfy this craving?? Probably 0% right?
When people tell me I'm a good writer.
The fuck….?
Wanted - Partner In Crime....Apply Within →
The new dating blog.
Anonymous asked: I want to be inside of you.
Anonymous asked: wait, you and your boyfriend broke up? :(
Dating
I think I’m going to start a blog about my dating chronicles. This is really the first time in my life that I’ve had to actually date. I’m a relationship girl, in the past I’ve really only ended up in relationships with people who were friends first.
So far - there aren’t a lot of stories but the ones there are - are fucking hilarious.
Thinking out loud I...
Dear Valarie Vargas
Please get your cute ass to Toronto and tattoo my right arm, or left thigh…you pick.
Sincerely
FD
1 tag
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone...”
– Dr. Seuss (via misswallflower)
3 tags
sailorfat asked: I did the Insanity workout when I weighed my highest weight (340lbs) and let me tell you it was nauseating at first but after a while it felt awesome when i completed a workout. I couldn't do a lot of the workout a first but I progressed to the point of being just as active as any able bodied person. Insanity helped me get healthy and feel energetic again. Ive been taking a break from my...
sailorfat asked: You mentioned how you will be starting the Insanity workout and I was wondering if you had some sort of weight loss goal or are you just trying to be more active?
8 tags
1 tag
5 tags
vintageventage asked: I want to give you so many cuddles!
Fact!
No matter what you say on Tumblr there is always someone who takes it the wrong way and thinks you’re a bitch.
All I want is bed and cuddles.
I got no sleep last night at all!
But on the plus side the new gallery is set to switch over for you guys sometime this week. :)
Anonymous asked: I've always wondered how the women on Tumblr feel about that. I see so many guys hitting on women I follow and the women are nice about it but it always seems pretty creepy to me.
2 tags
Dear guys who hit on every fat/chubby girl on...
ravzilla:
fayedaniels:
It’s not like we don’t realize you do this or even see you doing it.
That’s really not the way to get pussy and or a girlfriend.
Just saying….no one takes you seriously.
YOU MEAN IM NOT A SPECIAL SNOW FLAKE?!? my entire world is crumbling around me! devastation!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA - I love this woman.
Dear guys who hit on ever fat/chubby girl on...
It’s not like we don’t realize you do this or even see you doing it.
That’s really not the way to get pussy and or a girlfriend.
Just saying….no one takes you seriously.
Anonymous asked: i just started to follow you today and am in love.. your beautiful self posted all over & all these gifs of pussy eating can make a guy go mad.
11 tags
NAIL POLISH COLORS TURN ME ON
I will not buy a color unless it has an awesome name. My favorite right now is Trophy Wife which is pink and sparkly. However, I’m wearing a metallic orange today that’s called Jamaican Out.
:)
FAYE FACT - I have a purple color called Make A Change, that I specifically wear when I want something to change in my life. Kind of like willing it to happen.
I just want to find a guy who wont stand me up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - it’s not that funny since its true.