Anonymous asked: I want to eat you out and touch you and play with you and please you for hours on end :)
I do not feel bad for you.
Our order entry person is on our bull pen right now complaining that she’s here 10 minutes late to wait for a piece of paperwork for a customer to put in an order. ARE YOU JOKING? And she keeps telling everyone it’s my customer - as if it makes a difference (haha). Like - I’m sorry but you get none of my sympathy? I was in meetings yesterday until 7:30pm. By the time I got...
Anonymous asked: Dear FD...you are Beautiful. What I would give to share a cupcake with you.
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...– Robert Tew (via thelittlephilosopher)
The Real Katie West: Heartbreak →
therealkatiewest: Such a violent thing, the breaking of a heart. And yet so easily dismissed and the pain never validated and we feel guilty for lying in bed, crying, for days, or weeks. We can’t call in sick to work. We can’t go to a doctor to set that broken thing inside us. There’s no medication to be…
Anonymous asked: how would you react if a man took you mudding on a date
Anonymous asked: are you married? I want to marry you
Anonymous asked: Hey I'm a UK size 18/20 and I was wondering what shops would have flattering clothes in my size, any help would be appreciated.
rjthoughts asked: Can I answer the "Scared of Canada" comment? Maybe he's afraid of fries, curds, and gravy mixed together. He's afraid of the Poutine Revolution that might be coming?
Anonymous asked: Canada makes me nervous, but I like you.
Anonymous asked: How can you be on a diet and preach self love at the same time?
Anonymous asked: do you consider cereal as an anytime of day meal
Anonymous asked: So are you going to share with us why you were in tears the other morning?
Anonymous asked: Quick question do your coworkers see your tumblr? Lol